Dear Bob,
I want to write and thank you for making a mediocre guitarist sound extraordinary. Since I began gigging with your pedals, especially the Route 66, I’ve received endless compliments about my tone. At almost every gig other guitarists will ask to see my setup. This has led me to make a small request of you. PLEASE STOP SELLING YOUR PEDALS! If the secret gets out, then everyone will sound this good and once again I will be mediocre. Seriously, you have created the best sounding pedal I’ve ever had the fortune of playing. Thank you for putting the tools in the hands of us weekend warriors that allow us to sound like, and sometimes better than, the pros.

– Woodie W.